I’m actually internally screaming. It just a internally screaming sort of day..wait no, year. Hey, just using my pain as humour.. nothing new here. Which brings me onto this post, a nothing new here special.. which is just every post but we’ll just ignore that.
So, you might be thinking (or not, no one thinks about me..hello darkness my old friend…) so..you might be thinking “A! Why are you so weird in this post?” .. I don’t know. That’s a lie, I do know. I’m usually always like this, the real question is… why aren’t you like this? Uh huh, that’s what I thought. If only my sass showed through typing.. *insert sassiness* If this is the first post you have seen by me then this is a weird introduction to me.. I should properly introduce myself.. *clears throat*
Hello..Hi..I’m A! Short for Annoymousblog101.. a lot of people call me A, or dickhead.. whatever you prefer. I make too many jokes when I have a lot of my mind.. you don’t want to know how many jokes I have brewing.. I add a pinch of salt and sass to make things extra greater. Anyways, I was introducing myself.. as I said I’m A.. and this is my blog! I know I know, shocker. I didn’t think this was a blog either.. more of a dumping ground for thoughts… ooooo that’s good, let me make that my motto.. ‘Dumping Ground For Thoughts’..I like it! Damn it, I got distracted again! I guess look on my abouts page.. which honestly, I have no idea what’s on their. I think it says I’m 16.. I’m not now.. I’m 17!.. I think.. I literally just had to think of what year I was born 😂.. I swear, right now I’m completely calm, but my brain isn’t at all. This is why you’re getting all this. I should probably..and I’ve completely forgotten what I was going to say.. oh wait.. I was saying I should probably apologise for being like this but I won’t apologise for being myself.. oooo burn. 3rd degree burn, probably should get that checked out.. ha.ha.. if you’ve survived this far then I’m ever y proud and we should talk on Twitter (@lifeas_a) because you can actually deal with all this.
I’ve talked for wayyy too long, and I’ve become tired.. mentally tired, physically tired..I was really weird in this post.. I’m usually more depressing then this.. that’s not good.
Anyways, see you soon.
Anonymous blogger,signing out xxx